Saturday, September 5, 2015

WHAT SEX IS YOUR COMPUTER?

FunnyBiz Today's Joke 


What sex is your computer?

A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.

"House" for instance, is feminine: "la casa."
"Pencil," however, is masculine: "el lapiz."

A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computadora") because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

(THIS GETS BETTER!)
The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine ("el computador") because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves.
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time, they ARE the problem; and
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

The women won. 

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Monday, August 31, 2015

SUCCESS QUOTE - BABE RUTH

FunnyBiz.today's Success Quote 

You just can't beat the person who never gives up. 
               
                                                         -----Babe Ruth





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HOW WERE PEOPLE BORN?

FunnyBiz Today's Joke 

How were people born?

A child asked his father, "How were people born?" 

So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." 

The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now."

The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" 

His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."



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Friday, August 28, 2015

SUBATOMIC THIRST

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Subatomic Thirst 

A neutron walks into a bar.

"I'd like a beer," he says.

The bartender promptly serves up a beer.

"How much will that be?" asks the neutron.

"For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge."




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Wednesday, August 26, 2015

SUCCESS QUOTE - HENRY FORD

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Failure is only the opportunity to begin again more intelligently. 
               
                                                                             -----Henry Ford





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